In September our neighbours were holding a small party which I happened to attend. While there one of the guys had this thing called an orgasmatron. It was actually just a crazy name for a head massager. This thing was totally crazy.
Anyways last friday while going grocery shopping with Jo we decided to swing by this small store and inside I happened to find another orgasmatron. I instantly bought one. This thing is totally awesome.
Today I put up a small sign saying “Anyone want to be orgasmatronned?” while in the library. Sadly there were no takers. Tomorrow I think I will just try “Does anyone want a head massage?”. If that gathers a few people I will switch it up to, “Does anyone want to be orgasmatronned for free chocolate?”. I am curious to see if I can offer anything reasonable to get someone to say “Sure I don’t mind being orgasmatronned.”
Apologies for this very broken post. I am quite tired. I have spent a bulk of the day working on algebraic number theory and it has crippled my spirit. After about 10 hours working on the assignment I still need to finish up 2 out of 6 questions.
Well not knowing what it was, I don’t thik I’d want to be orgasmatronned by you. Did you have a picture or something so people know what sort of massage you mean?
I like the new design by the way
I had the head massager next to the little sign I made.
Thanks for the layout comment. Its great being able to randomly switch up the layout.
I don’t think I’d feel very comfortable getting orgasmatronned by a dude.
I would be so gentle though.
Im going to be a big boy and not respond with regards to the roughness of the massage.
What are you using for this site anyway? Wordpress?
This site is powered by wordpress. My friend louise tried to get me to switch ages ago and I kept saying no. Fast forward a year and I realize just how right she was.
My brother uses textpattern but I am not exactly sure why he thinks it is so good.
Hindsight’s always 20/20. I’m liking the new layout also!