Orgasmatron

In September our neighbours were holding a small party which I happened to attend. While there one of the guys had this thing called an orgasmatron. It was actually just a crazy name for a head massager. This thing was totally crazy.

Anyways last friday while going grocery shopping with Jo we decided to swing by this small store and inside I happened to find another orgasmatron. I instantly bought one. This thing is totally awesome.

Today I put up a small sign saying “Anyone want to be orgasmatronned?” while in the library. Sadly there were no takers. Tomorrow I think I will just try “Does anyone want a head massage?”. If that gathers a few people I will switch it up to, “Does anyone want to be orgasmatronned for free chocolate?”. I am curious to see if I can offer anything reasonable to get someone to say “Sure I don’t mind being orgasmatronned.”

Apologies for this very broken post. I am quite tired. I have spent a bulk of the day working on algebraic number theory and it has crippled my spirit. After about 10 hours working on the assignment I still need to finish up 2 out of 6 questions.

7 Responses to “Orgasmatron”

  1. head massage says:

    Well not knowing what it was, I don’t thik I’d want to be orgasmatronned by you. Did you have a picture or something so people know what sort of massage you mean?

    I like the new design by the way

    • Krishna says:

      I had the head massager next to the little sign I made.

      Thanks for the layout comment. Its great being able to randomly switch up the layout.

  2. Red says:

    I don’t think I’d feel very comfortable getting orgasmatronned by a dude.

  3. head massage says:

    Im going to be a big boy and not respond with regards to the roughness of the massage.

    What are you using for this site anyway? Wordpress?

    • Krishna says:

      This site is powered by wordpress. My friend louise tried to get me to switch ages ago and I kept saying no. Fast forward a year and I realize just how right she was.

      My brother uses textpattern but I am not exactly sure why he thinks it is so good.

  4. Louise says:

    Hindsight’s always 20/20. I’m liking the new layout also!

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